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Drummer Jokes

While you're shopping for drumsticks, how about a few classic drummer jokes? Here are some of our favorites:

  • How is an orgasm like a drum solo? You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.
  • Why did the drummer move to L.A.? Because it was easier to spell.
  • How do you confuse a drummer? Tell him you've changed the time signature from 4/4 to common time.
  • How do you save a drummer from drowning? Take your foot off their head.
  • Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because a drum machine can keep good time and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.
  • How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up.


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