you're shopping for drumsticks, how about a few classic drummer jokes?
Here are some of our favorites:
- How is an orgasm
like a drum solo? You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop
- Why did the drummer
move to L.A.? Because it was easier to spell.
- How do you confuse
a drummer? Tell him you've changed the time signature from 4/4 to
- How do you save
a drummer from drowning? Take your foot off their head.
- Why is a drum
machine better than a drummer? Because a drum machine can keep good
time and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.
- How can you tell
a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up.
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